mastermind-madd:

writing-prompt-s:

In this world where oxygen is limited and you have to pay the government for every breath you take, breathable air is produced using huge machines. One day, on your way to work, something green catches your eye. A plant.

isnt this just the lorax movie

ffferris:

when ppl start adding weird unsolicited comments to ur web content

murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

gaycatra:

gaycatra:

can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money

me seeing another pair of cool stompy lesbian boots i can’t afford

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

truewhimsical:

ima-fuckingt4ble:

the-devils-dandy:

thirst-empress:

spellcaster-queen-selene:

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.

And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.

School of Rock is fab basically

Originally posted by nerdreamer

oliverpaulot:

oliverpaulot:

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

“But to praise despair is to condemn delight, to embrace violence is to lose hold of everything else. We have almost lost hold; we can no longer describe a happy man, nor make any celebration of joy.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas”